I recently shared my view of love with a small group of family and friends. They seemed a bit angry that I was in fact, even more jaded and cynical than they had suspected.

That said, if you happen across Amy Lee (she of the group Evanescence), kindly inform her that yes, I will father her children. She has a voice to make a grown man believe in angels. I'm particularly fond of her duet (with Seether) Broken, and You Never Call Me When You're Sober. For her, and Pauly Perrette, I would hereby be willing to reconsider my views on love. Other than that, don't get your hopes up.