I just don't learn

"I know a girl who would be perfect for you."

I should have taken off for the hills at those words. Instead, we talked, and I agreed to let her set me up with this woman. We meet, exchange pleasantries, seems nice enough, but she looks a bit on the young side. Eventually I ask her how old she is. "19, well technically 18, but I'll be 19 next week." Crimony, I was out of High School when she was born! Not wanting to just cut and run, we went to dinner. She seemed amused when I opened doors and held her chair out for her. Several times in the course of the conversation I had to explain people or events to her that I had referenced. (Bernie Goetz, Carol Alt, The fall of the Berlin Wall, and Milton Berle amongst others) I spent way too much time thinking I'm getting old. At one point as we drove to the nightclub she asked "is something wrong?" I asked what she meant, she said "well, you haven't tried to make a move on me yet. I've never had that happen before, don't you think I'm sexy?" I told her she was very attractive, but a bit young and I'm not one who moves very fast in that area. She mentioned that younger women had some advantages, especially in bed, "which you'll find out tonight." I politely excused myself. There are so many things wrong with that situation in my mind:

a) I'd feel like a pedophile.

b) I'm a huge fan of sex, but after having known each other for a whole two and a half hours, that sexual tension hadn't had much chance to build.

c) 19 year olds looking to 'finally find someone to settle down with' raise a red flag with me. I think it's the 'finally' part that bothers me most. The idea that I've gone without sex longer than the total time she's been allowed to date people, and she's thinking she's been doing this a long time already.



I'm getting too old for this stuff.

If you really want to know

For some reason, there is one person I can refuse nothing. She has requested me to do this. It is one of those 'set your iPod on random and elaborate on the first 10 songs that play' things that goes around a lot. Well, I don't have an iPod, but the cd I burned has exactly 10 tracks on it, so it'll have to do.



1) The Unforgiven II, by Metallica

Lay beside me, tell me what they've done

Speak the words I want to hear, to make my demons run



This song reminds me that no matter how dark things get, there is always hope.



2) Hero, by Chad Kroeger and Josey Scott

I am so high, I can hear Heaven

I am so high, I can hear Heaven

But Heaven, no Heaven don't hear me



This was on the Spider Man soundtrack, and Spidey was someone I related to in a way. At least until they took the cosmic 'kick me' sign off his back.



3) Blinded By the Light, by Manfred Mann (NOT the Springsteen version)

Madman drummers bummers, Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat

In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat



The song that was playing the very first time I gave a girl a rose



4) Bat Out of Hell, by Meat Loaf

Oh baby you're the only thing in this whole world that's pure and good and right

And wherever you are and wherever you go there's always gonna be some light



One person may not be anything in the grand scheme of life, but to me she was everything. You are, were, and forever will be my light.



5) I Stand Alone, by Godsmack

And now its my time (now its my time)

It's my time to dream (my time to dream)

Dream of the sky (dream of the sky)

Make me believe that this place isn't plaguedBy the poison in me



This has been an anthem of mine from the first time I heard the song. I keep to myself a lot. Too many good people in my life have been hurt, and for a long time, the only common thread I saw was me.



6) Midnight Rider, by the Allman Brothers

Well, Ive got to run to keep from hiding,

And Im bound to keep on riding.

And Ive got one more silver dollar,



I had a good friend,we used to get ourselves in all sorts of odd situations. The more ridiculous or in some cases dangerous the situation, the closer we became. We used to want to know if the other would be there when things got ugly. For some reason, instead of just asking each other directly, we started asking "have you got, one more silver dollar?", and responding "not gonna let 'em catch, the Midnight Rider" R.I.P. Greens



7) Beth, by KISS

Beth, I know you're lonely, And I hope you'll be alright

'Cause me and the boys will be playin' All night



Those last two lines made me love this song. Finally, someone who didn't break up the band!





8) Lowlife (livin' the High life) Kid Rock (yeah, I know it's originally a John Eddie song, but I'm a Kid Rock mark, sue me)

Ahh the landlord called the rent is due

I spent it all on a Kiss tattoo

I Rock n Roll all night



I just get pumped up when a Kid Rock song starts.



9) Red, White, and Blue by Lynyrd Skynyrd

I ain't been no angel, But even God, he understands.

Sometimes that one line gives me more hope than I have a right to.

10) This Night, by Billy Joel

And so we danced
Though it was only a slow dance
I started breaking my promises
Right there and then

This is forever, our song.

Hmm

After two weeks of telling her, she took the test last night. She's pregnant. She's got a lot of figuring out to do.